#THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO BIFF HOW TO#

The Three Wise Men, Mary Magdalene, Joseph, and Mary all appear as well: Mary Magdalene (here nicknamed 'Maggie') is depicted as harboring love for Joshua, while Joshua remains celibate, and Biff compensates by an active sexuality of his own.Īt the novel's conclusion, Biff gives 'The Gospel According to Biff' to Raziel and discovers a resurrected Maggie exiting the room opposite his, having finished her own Gospel weeks before. The recounting of Jesus' human and godlike qualities, combined with Biff's earthy debauchery, humorously explains the origins of judo and cappuccino reasons that Jews eat Chinese food on Christmas and how rabbits became associated with Easter. Throughout his role, Biff is sarcastic, practical and loyal, against Joshua's temperamental and sometimes idealistic character.

Over twenty years, Joshua surpasses the trio by incorporating his beliefs into theirs: he learns to multiply food from a Wise Man and learns to become invisible from another, whereas his ability to resurrect the dead, initiates his first meeting with Biff in childhood.

#THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO BIFF HOW TO#

Biff is resurrected in the 20th century to complete missing parts of the Bible, under the inefficient supervision of Raziel wherefore Biff narrates that he and Joshua (by Biff's account, the Hebrew original of the Hellenized 'Jesus') travel Eastward to consult the Three Wise Men (a magician, a Buddhist and a Hindu yogi) who attended Joshua's birth, so that Joshua may learn how to become the Messiah.

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